I Fucking Hate OpenSearch and Want to Divorce It

Search made complicated, frustrating, and messy

Rants & Raves

Frustrated Dev 5 minutes ago

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Elasticsearch. At least that had better documentation.

Divorce Attorney 2 hours ago

OpenSearch and I are getting a divorce. Irreconcilable differences... and by differences, I mean their terrible query syntax.

Burnt Out 1 hour ago

Why does every OpenSearch update feel like a new opportunity to break my existing setup? 🤯

Search Enthusiast 3 hours ago

I love how OpenSearch makes me question every life choice that led me to this point.

Sleepless in Seattle 4 hours ago

Just spent 3 hours debugging why my OpenSearch cluster won't start. Turns out I forgot to restart it. 😭

Documentation Dive 5 hours ago

The documentation is like a choose-your-own-adventure book, except every path leads to confusion.

Query Queen 6 hours ago

Why does the query DSL have to be so complicated? Can't we all just get along? 😅